Facademies 2007 -- Part 1

I know it's my 6th serving.... but it's sooooo good !!

American Idol Remix #2

ok, enuf with the smiles.... Pls keep the food line moving !!!

4 more pieces of cake please

I asked for 4 pieces of cake and only got 1... hmmmmppphhhhh...

oh yes,... the Wonderbra does wonders !!

I feel pretty.... oh, so PRETTY... (do you really think I can make it on American Idol ???  )

happiness is being with your best friend !!

happiness is being surrounded by women

Yes, beer and cake... the breakfast of Champions.

is this the Newcomer's club??

happiness is being happy

happiness is being arm to arm

happiness is happiness !!

happiness is being close to your closest

happiness is togetherness

happiness is a good dessert

happiness is Cindy

how did Cindy get down there??

where's the action???

we know you always wanted to be a cheerleader (with those PomPoms)... but

it's evident that Joel's had too much

I think he pulled out the Rhino out of the bag like this...

Please note the contract says you can only talk for 48 seconds... also, NO Rhino's allowed.

and for my "next" trick, I'm gonna pull out a Rhinoceros out of this bag !!

whaaaaaa.... I wanna cheerlead !!!

I'm sorry, the singing contest is finished now!!

I appreciate all your votes for electing me "Queen for a Day"

I heard she wears her nametag on her bellybutton because she's embarrassed with it !!

It's ok for me to sing cuz I'm engaged to the ex prez.